- dad: what is scp
- me: its a creepypasta website its real rad
- sibling: yeah there's a game based off it
- dad: creepypasta thats the diet website you spend all that time on right
- sibling: nOOOOO
- dad: yeah the one that encourages that all pasta diet so you can get real slender?
- me: holy shit
- sibling: noooOOOOOO
- dad: and then you can show up in everyones photos and like they have no idea you're there
- me: holY /SHIT/
KIEV (The Borowitz Report)—A surprise appearance by the actor John Travolta today in Kiev’s Independence Square has further confused the situation in Ukraine, witnesses on the ground report.
According to several accounts, Mr. Travolta flew to Ukraine in his self-piloted private jet in the hopes of raising morale in the embattled country, but only served to perplex Ukrainians with a brief but indecipherable speech.
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Forget his speech his very presence is bewildering
quick reminder that the oscars are nothing but a self-congratulatory circlejerk between selfish people who want to turn art into a competition
the moment you realize that fake and obnoxious award shows like this are meaningless and do not deserve to have influence over your personal preferences is the moment you will begin learning to enjoy and appreciate cinema as it truly should be