smokingkitten:

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry


This is really amusing but also super sweet and tear jerking because it reminds me beyond these obligated relationships and societal norms we’re all still people and we care for and love each other and that’ll never change

smokingkitten:

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry

This is really amusing but also super sweet and tear jerking because it reminds me beyond these obligated relationships and societal norms we’re all still people and we care for and love each other and that’ll never change

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yahooeny:

american-apparel-sex-wario:

themothking:

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Is this an aesthetic, or are we all, regardless of achievements and enlightenment, slowly and inexorably floating towards the inky blackness of the grave with no way to halt our descent, and the…

I’m praying for your safety as sometimes even I don’t get this shit I’m gonna stay in the back with my bedroom producer friends

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kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fingersareoptional:

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck



why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce


Y’all fucks need Jesus

kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fingersareoptional:

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

Y’all fucks need Jesus

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american-apparel-sex-wario:

themothking:

Follow for more soft dread ▪️

Is this an aesthetic, or are we all, regardless of achievements and enlightenment, slowly and inexorably floating towards the inky blackness of the grave with no way to halt our descent, and the futility of it is nihilistically beautiful, like a moth consumed by its flame?

What kind of clothes do we wear for that? Sell me this in gif form.

Devin I think you’re trying too hard to get youth culture

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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sad-weeb:

we are the best of friends. 

Omg you two are adorable

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

robbydude do you grow robeneros

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  • I feel like there's tons of great people that mutually follow me and its a shame we aren't friends hi guys how's your day been? What's got you worrying lately? What's got you happy?
"Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress."

— Hannibal Buress, calling the shit out of bill cosby [x] (via bluemoonofkentucky)

Someone on gawker remarked how during a previous performance he gave Cosby the hilarious and damning moniker of “pudding rapist” and I wish he said that here

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annehathawillannehathaway:

this should be a trojan ad


Ah yes ignore the emotional and physical agony teenagers go through when they unexpectedly become pregnantIgnore the societal dehumanization of those who get pregnant when they’re young and the disdain they get whether they choose to go through with pregnancy, get an abortion, choose to raise their child, or put them up for adoptionJustin Beiber will never know the tribulations his mother went through, mostly because since his voice dropped he’s somehow become America/Canada’s Youngest Rich Douchebag, but at the same time I’m not sure if those who understood the problems of teen pregnancy would advocate it to be used as a fucking joke for condoms.LIFE IS COMPLICATED AND SOME THINGS ABOUT LIFE ARE TOO COMPLICATED TO BE ADVOCATED OR DISMISSED AS A JOKE

annehathawillannehathaway:

this should be a trojan ad

Ah yes ignore the emotional and physical agony teenagers go through when they unexpectedly become pregnant
Ignore the societal dehumanization of those who get pregnant when they’re young and the disdain they get whether they choose to go through with pregnancy, get an abortion, choose to raise their child, or put them up for adoption
Justin Beiber will never know the tribulations his mother went through, mostly because since his voice dropped he’s somehow become America/Canada’s Youngest Rich Douchebag, but at the same time I’m not sure if those who understood the problems of teen pregnancy would advocate it to be used as a fucking joke for condoms.
LIFE IS COMPLICATED AND SOME THINGS ABOUT LIFE ARE TOO COMPLICATED TO BE ADVOCATED OR DISMISSED AS A JOKE

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horrorvsterror:

oxers:

queerheretic:

7481:

wazerwifles:

mrs-pauling:

shortshorts666:

ettyyytttthhhhyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee:

clauds-bloop:

my-herbal-journey:

clauds-bloop:

ctrlgeek:

I don’t know who this chick is… but +1 for you!

I second this.

I CANT FUCKIN HANDLE.THIS GIRLS BLOG I JUST WANT TO STAB MY.FUCKIN EYES OUT SHIT

Please explain why you do not like my blog? Is it my opinions? My English? Please tell me.

im gonna throw up all over this post

Racist side of tumblr explain this post

racism isn’t an “opinion” lol try harder

Kill all Nazis

Listen everyone!!! Look what I’ve found:

source
As I suspected some anti-feminism and racist asshole took this picture about feminism and turned it into some racist bullshit.
That woman on these pictures only contributed to the “Why I need feminism” signs and now we have this picture of her with a racist sign. 

spread this correction like wildfire.

#protect this woman

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

horrorvsterror:

oxers:

queerheretic:

7481:

wazerwifles:

mrs-pauling:

shortshorts666:

ettyyytttthhhhyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee:

clauds-bloop:

my-herbal-journey:

clauds-bloop:

ctrlgeek:

I don’t know who this chick is… but +1 for you!

I second this.

I CANT FUCKIN HANDLE.THIS GIRLS BLOG I JUST WANT TO STAB MY.FUCKIN EYES OUT
SHIT

Please explain why you do not like my blog? Is it my opinions? My English? Please tell me.

im gonna throw up all over this post

Racist side of tumblr explain this post

racism isn’t an “opinion” lol try harder

Kill all Nazis

Listen everyone!!! Look what I’ve found:

source

As I suspected some anti-feminism and racist asshole took this picture about feminism and turned it into some racist bullshit.

That woman on these pictures only contributed to the “Why I need feminism” signs and now we have this picture of her with a racist sign. 

spread this correction like wildfire.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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valvala:

cyber-rad-69:

Don’t even talk to me unless you’re wearing this.


Alice

MEESH

valvala:

cyber-rad-69:

Don’t even talk to me unless you’re wearing this.

Alice

MEESH

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